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Pissed off at the Coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic?! Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book!Coronavirus sucks. Self-quarantining sucks. Social distancing sucks. With reasons to stress coming at us from all directions, why not take a break and just tell life to shut the fuck up? Forget the news and forget the people you’re stuck indoors with. Practice some colorfully meditative self-care with 112 coloring pages packed with belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plan immature language. Color away the stress as you tune out all the coronavirus bullshit and create an irreverent masterpiece. Give this novel virus the double bird and color the hell out of this coloring book! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages.  - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please.  - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind.  No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

Belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plain immature language, now in dot-to-dot format!Put down the resignation letter and pick up a pencil, these dot-to-dot activities will soothe your stress and save your work week. Perfect your coordination skills and satisfy your inner rebel with these swear-filled pages. Focus on something other than bills and remember what having fun feels like with 112 pages of activities. Take some of the stress out of adulthood and connect the hell out of the dots in this activity book.

Let off steam with this coloring book of cute animals cursing!What's better than cute cartoon animals? Cute cartoon animals that curse up a storm! Being an adult sucks. So focus on something other than bills and take some of the stress out of adulthood by coloring the hell out of these 50 pages of funny, foul-mouthed animals. Swear away stress, or help out bawdy friends and family by giving them this ideal irreverent gift.

Put the holiday stress behind you and tune out all that merriment bullshit with this swear word coloring book. Holidays are stressful. Family dinners. Entertaining. In-laws. Christmas shopping. Crowds. Did we say in-laws? At this time of year, you might just have a resting Grinch face all the time. Sometimes you just need to throw off the tinsel and yell at the top of your lungs for everyone to "fuck off." When you've had a shitty month and just need to vent, give life the proverbial finger and soothe the end-of-the-year stress away with Fuck Off, Holidays, I'm Coloring. Tune out the festive bullshit and unwind with your favorite profanities, belligerent one-liners, and immature insults. Color inside the lines-or out, you can do as you damn well please-and find that inner peace that's buried in there underneath all that holiday spirit crap. Some of the phrases in this coloring book include: - Sleigh me - You're a ho ho ho! - On the first day of Christmas, some dipshit gave to me… - Have a shitty New Year - Bah humbug! - Frosty bitch - It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this This coloring book features 50 kickass designs for when the holiday season gives you 50 shades of bullshit. Use colored pencils, gel pens, markers, watercolors, or even crayons-these coloring pages are printed on one side so you don't have to worry about any bleed through ruining your fucking masterpieces. It's time to ditch the holiday stressors and take out your frustration on these creative and empowering color pages instead. Spike that eggnog, Ebenzer Scrooge, and color through the twelve days of Christmas with Fuck Off, Holidays, I'm Coloring.