Are You There, Martini? It's Us, Mug & Mali

If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous hodge-podge of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of threats from hoards of crazed raccoons and bar flies, Mug and Mali announced this new unpleasant pigswill. Readers will find the miscellany bewildering and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Are You There, Martini? It's Us, Mug & Mali" is insolent, yet rude, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How to Moon Improperly!" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors. Here's what they're saying about Mug & Mali's "Are You There, Martini? It's Us, Mug & Mali: " "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly. "This book represents the ascent of the English language." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "This work made me drink a whole pitcher of dry Martinis." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "Where do we get our money back?" - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.